The gAss station

Our good friends south of the border have come up with an interesting way to keep your mind off the high price of gas at the pumps.
Presenting the Ass Station!


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HEADLINE GNEWS : PRESIDENT OBAMA DECLARED LORD OF THE THUNDERCATS

President Obama named the new lord of the Thundercats, secures the "nerd" vote....Mum-Ra demands a recount.

And now a message from the campaign offices of Wallace Rudolph West.

On foreign policy...


...reaching across the isle to get things done...




...Wally West, he's the hero America deserves, the one it needs right now.

"I'm Wally West and I approve this message" 
(paid for by the friend's of Mr. West")

A headboard fit for the Satellite of Love courtesy of Gizmotics Institute

No description necessary, either you get it or you don't.

 

BREAKING NEWS: GRANDAIZA TAKES THE MONTH OF JULY OFF

Lazy ass founder and contributor to the site grandaiza.com John B. takes July off missing out on all sorts of gaming, movie and comic news.

When sources approached the befuddled blogger for a comment regarding the media blackout on the site, he released the following statement:

"I AIN'T POSTING NOTHIN' UNTIL I GET THAT DAMN PHOSPHOROUS POLE IN DEMONS SOULS!!!"

Sources close to the reclusive madman say that he's obsessed with the PS3 game and is terrible at Demon Souls.

Here's a little clip that's always brought me a laugh until we return to our irregularly scheduled website

Enjoy....

PSN update 4/27/2011

An exclusive look behind the scenes at Sony's Playstation network labs as they try to get the PSN back up and running.....





...oh well, we'll try logging on to the PSN tomorrow.

The Flaming "C" vs Young Justice

From the Conan show on TBS.

Say what you will about the Flaming "C" but it takes a real man to where fishnets and a cape.

Speaking of which, I cant wait till DC universe online goes "play for free"so I can make my own ridonkulous namby pamby superhero with all sorts of wacky accouterments to fight along side Batman.

But I digress, enjoy the clip:

The New Conan O'Brien Show.

I've never laughed out loud at anything Jay Leno has done on TV or in the movies.

Conan on the other hand has his moments of awesomeness.

This hilarious clip from the new Conan show is proof positive that NBC execs are mentally deficient.

enjoy.

Da CyberMon

Some old school Dr. Who Hi jinks for my people from the Islands.

I can't make this $#!t up vol. # 533 : Raptor Jesus

Now I've seen my fair share of crazy $h!t online, from Italian spider-man to three girls and a cup but this one just had me giggling like a 5 year old wired on chocolate covered frosted sugar bombs.

Raptor Jesus has apparently been around for years ( Don't believe me? google it ya heathen ), people have been taking images the Lord and adding a Velociraptor head on them pissing off creationists and Darwinist all over the internet.

Me I just love me some weird internet buffoonery.

Here he is rocking dual Uzi's

Tending to the Lame ( in this case Professor Charles Xavier )

Laying hands

Shepherding the meek

Renaissance style

Or just taking care of business.

CAT SH!T ONE.

My wife was looking over my shoulder as I was posting this video,
she curiously asked " what is that?"

I told her it was the new season of the wonder pets.

BAZINGA!

Anyhow, I found this clip of the Anime Cat Sh!t One strangely amusing
and thought I'd share it with you


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BATMAN GOES GONZO

We here at Grandaiza.com take our monkey business serious, so when the adult movie industry makes a parody of the campy 60's batman TV show.... well we just have to share it with the rest of you pervs.

Don't worry, the trailer is from Youtube so it's wife / girlfriend safe.

OH WOE IS ME....SUMMER IS HERE

Every year it's the same thing, I want to look my best for summer but when it comes to food I just can't keep my trap shut.

Simply put, I like to eat food that's delicious, unfortunately for me that translates into food that's bad for me and my sedimentary lifestyle of work, movies, blogging and video games doesn't really help matters at all.

"Then quit your whining and get off your ass and do something about it!" easier said than done, for an out of shape manimal like myself I can go out and do a hours worth of cardio for a day and feel like shit afterward, losing what little motivation I had in the first place.

So for now I'm going to try and control my hungers and cravings, any zombie will tell you that it's not easy. But I'm going to it a try and I promise not to use one of Galactus's many self justifying soliloquies to go back to my bad eating habits.

(Click to enlarge and you'll see for yourself that he makes so much sense to a fat man.)

Tomorrows post: A few of my favorite games at E3!

AND WE'RE BACK!

I took a little time off to enjoy the finer things in life ( Super Street Fighter 4 & Lost Planet 2 ) I also was toying with the idea of giving some of the readers of my puny little blog editorial powers to contribute freely to this little corner of the interweb.

So if any of you want to get your junior ace reporting skills a try, drop me a line at grandaiza@gmail.com and I'll see if you got the chops for this business.


and now for something completely unexpected...

MY FAVORITE APRIL FOOLS GAG ( COMIC EDITION )

The award goes to the comicalliance.com for their league of extraordinary gentlemen : America 1988 solicitation.

check it out:




League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - America: 1988

When war-hero-turned-handyman Kesuke Miyagi is found drained of blood, it becomes clear that the occult gang known as the Lost Boys are targeting the only individuals that can stop them from complete domination of America. It's the perfect case for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen--except that their government contact, Oscar Goldman, disbanded the team in 1979 after they defeated Mr. Han's army of the living dead.

Now, disgraced scientist Emmet Brown has to put together a new team to combat the growing threat of the Lost Boys and their leader, a newly resurrected vampire kingpin Tony Montana: Transportation specialist Jack Burton, ex-commando B.A. Baracus, tech wizard Angus MacGyver and the mysteriously powerful femme fatale known only as "Lisa." But will Brown be able to stop the Lost Boys before time runs out?

MERRY CHRISTMAS BOYOS.

Thank you Kay and Merry Christmas wherever you are....

LOW BROW HUMOR

I'll never outgrow Poop jokes ( thank you Akira Toriyama ) just wanted to share an image of my ESPN fantasy football team.

HOW TO IMPROVE THE TWILIGHT MOVIES.

They just need to add one little thing....

BLADE!

Oh Hal, you don't need to lie to make friends....

MY FIRST CAR

Now that I can Drive (legally) I'm know in "car buyer" mode.

I'm very tempted to go with something nerdy like the following:

I know it's not practical for a guy with a wife and kid, But the Zaku green and the Zeon logo is boss!