Lazy ass founder and contributor to the site grandaiza.com John B. takes July off missing out on all sorts of gaming, movie and comic news.
When sources approached the befuddled blogger for a comment regarding the media blackout on the site, he released the following statement:
"I AIN'T POSTING NOTHIN' UNTIL I GET THAT DAMN PHOSPHOROUS POLE IN DEMONS SOULS!!!"
Sources close to the reclusive madman say that he's obsessed with the PS3 game and is terrible at Demon Souls.
Here's a little clip that's always brought me a laugh until we return to our irregularly scheduled website