Friday, March 29, 2013

Let's read comics #1

For those of you who just can't suffer though another crossover event or the next death of a major character from the Warner and Disney camps, I've put together this little synopsis of what's doing in the crazy world of comic books.

the BATMAN books:

We lost another Robin this year, this time it was a little pisser of a kid named Damian Wayne, the bastard son of Thalia Al Ghul and the Batman.

Here's how it went down, Bruce told the little shit head to stop dressing up as Robin, Damian thinks the old man is being a tad overprotective, he goes out to fight one of these psychos that are plentiful in Gotham City single handed in the process he gets skewered by over a dozen arrows, then he gets the living shit beat out of him by some giant fake ass Batman sent by his mother to kill his dad and as if thats not enough, he winds up getting impaled with a sword bigger than he is.

You would think that someone in the Justice League would pull Bruce aside and give him a heart to heart about putting all those kids in danger, child protective service will have some questions for you once they see the kid isn't hanging around the mansion anymore, or have you been buying them off.'re an asshole.

As for Damian Wayne, he was an annoying little shit of a character, arrogant, entitled but worst of all, he treat Alfred like one of those ladies from "The Help" good riddance.

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