Super Fail #3 - Kitty loses her ghetto pass

I've changed the name of this ongoing experiment, it was intended to focus on the insane things that Professor Charles Xavier use to profess but now I noticed that it's the entire comics universe that has lost it's freaking mind.

Here we have a young mutant named Katherine Pryde who's had her share of bigotry and hate thrown her way for being born a mutant in the marvel universe ( and a Jewish one at that ) you would think this would make the character a little sensitive to slang and taboo words being used at inappropriate moments (like when your surrounded by suspicious classmates looking to do some mutant bashing on campus)

So what does she do? Does she use her powers to escape? Does she summon the Xavier through that psychic rapport he shares with all his X-men?

No, she uses the N-word.



And by the look on Phil's face, he doesn't give a rats as is she is a mutant she's lost her ghetto pass for life.

If you haven't read Uncanny X-men # 196, it ends with Phil choking the shit out of Kitty Pryde and Wolverine having to beat him off her.

Super Fail #2 - Chuck hates on Scott

And we,re back with another one of the great professors note wothy moments.

When Professor X learns that his precious X-men may have died in Antarctica at the hands of Magneto ( issue # 114 ) what does he do?

He flies off into space for about #15 issues with his new girlie, Lilandra vacationing across the universe with his alien hottie.

During this time the X-men Save the savage land, defeat Proteus one of the most dangerous mutants alive that no one knew about (thanks for the heads up Chuck ) Save Japan, beat Alpha Flight and Arcade.

Finally good ole Chuck comes back ( issue # 129 ) I'm guessing Lilandra finally realized how annoying he was and just dumped him back on Earth.

Now the Professors back and all is well, until he begins taking out his inadequacies on the X-men.



Okay, we all agree the wolverine was a douche early on in Uncanny and probably deserved that, lets continue...



You're dogging your best student and leader of your team for taking care of business while you were away? Your a class act Charles.

Super Fail #1 - Chuck offers Scott the back of his hand.

As I re-read my uncanny X-men collection, I'm beginning to realize why humanity hated mutants.

it was all due to one man, Charles Francis Xavier, leader of the Uncanny X-men, foremost proponent of mutant rights and the grand daddy of all haters. I'm going share every instance I come across where I feel that Prof. X is being a prick and I'm inviting all of you for the ride.

Here's our precious first note worthy moment of good ole' Chuck using a couple of his many hidden mutant abilities: ultimate cock blocking & extreme douche baggery.

Uncanny X-men # 102 , Jean Grey saves the X-Men from an inescapable death after a space mission by volunteering to manually pilot their space shuttle in a cock pit with a big ass hole that destroyed it's radiation shielding back to Earth while Xavier's precious X-Men happen to be safe from the radiation in the shuttles shielded cargo hold, are helpless to do anything to help. Jean nearly dies saving the team, she's taken to the nearest hospital, The surviving X-men go on vacation to Ireland (wtf?) and Scott's at her side trying tomake sense of it all and this is when our "Hero" makes his entrance and tries to comfort his grieving field commander with these empathetic words:

(dick)